we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
